#door to door sales

[weirdponytail]

We used to get some churches and ‘just a moment of your time’ door to door people coming by Dad’s. I got really sick of it.

Now they walk up, read the sign, laugh, and leave.

“We do not want to join your church, be prayed for, hear ‘the word,’ taste your Spaghetti God’s Sauce of the Divine, buy your supertowels, or anything else that you’re trying to get us to buy either with money or our time and attention.

NO SOLICITING MEANS NO. SOLICITING.”

[khaopybara]

❝Since when did you start liking me?❞

FORCE JIRATCHAPONG as PHOOM and BOOK KASIDET as VICHA KANNULA episode 7 of PEACEFUL PROPERTY

[ashtonderoy]

Dear PCA Promotions.

Written by Ashton Deroy To: PCA Promotions. Address 3701 Chesswood Dr, M3J 2P6 – North York ON On behalf of Business owners in Brampton Ontario. We are asking that you not send your solicitors into are area. We do not feel comfortable that your employees have no criminal vetting and they are going door to door harassing our Business owners and going around our secretaries and we want it to…

[cosmicnovaflare]

Cinder again!!!

[carsthatnevermadeitetc]

NSU ro80 2 Porte + 2, 1971, by Pininfarina. A rotary-engined concept designed by Paulo Martin is to be offered at auction in California. The design study was based on NSU's executive class saloon and was displayed by Pininfarina at the 1971 Turin and 1972 Brussels Motor Shows. Features include rear-hinged doors and a removable roof panel that stores in the luggage compartment. It has been owned by an American collected since 1995 but has been on show at Audi's museum in Ingolstadt. It will be offered without reserve as part of The Rudi Klein Collection auction by RM Sotheby's.

auction listing

[auspicioustidings]

You know what fuck it, Simon Riley deserves to retire from service and open up a tiny little bakery because his ma always loved the cake he made her for her birthday every year. It was shit, he made it from box mix that was expiring so was reduced to 25p, but she always acted like it was the best cake on the planet.

He puts a ton of work into learning to bake. Finds he likes it, likes how you have set steps to follow to reach the correct outcome, likes that to get things ready he's awake with the sun when it's quiet and there's nobody around. He decides to name it Beth's (his ma would have liked that, she'd have been mortified if he named it after her).

He's not expecting much on opening day. He sells out. Every soldier he has ever worked with, every single one still alive and kicking, walked into that bakery as a friend to support him. Even those that wound up on a different side from him came because they understand that the Ghost deserves this, he deserves to grow old and fat, to make peace with his past and learn to enjoy his future. So few of them get the chance.

[ramlightly]

For this exclusive illustration on the patreon, Dandelion does some heavy touching with Basil, presumably because he's bored and Basil hasn't been giving him the proper attention.

You can see this and over 60+ exclusive illustrations on my patreon now! Including the sketches, wips, and some short stories! Plus, now, on the $7 tier, you can vote on a monthly poll for the next illustration!

[souryellows]

there was a room in the old family farmhouse that was technically my uncle’s office but we just called it ‘the clown room’ because it was decorated floor to ceiling with clownery. clown paintings and posters. piles of clown magazines. clown statues. and even worse is the house was burnt down at one point and when they finished fixing it up they put the clown room back together with the same decorations, now all at least somewhat damaged in the fire, the worst of which were the horrific partially melted clown statues

[because-its-eurovision]

there are no words for how much I love Jere

[numbuh-666]

COMMISSION SALE!

The first 5 people to order a commission from me will get a second one for FREE! (of equal or lesser value)

The next 10 people after that will get 25% off any commission.

I am willing to animate, but price will vary depending on the complexity, length, and detail. For example, if you just want your character to blink, that will be significantly cheaper than moving body parts or objects. Animations will be a $60 MINIMUM.

Also, please keep in mind that animation is difficult and I'm still learning. They may not be perfect, but I can promise that I'll do my best!

Send me a message if you're interested! Payment must be made via PayPal before I begin working.

Link to my prices below!

I’ll be keeping a list on the pinned post on my Deviantart 🖤🦇

[door]

new bedding moodboard

current bedding situation:

i'm keeping the yellow quilt (which has seen some serious wear and tear but i can't afford to replace it right now) but everything else is going, i think. it their place:

at least that's the plan!

[devilsskettle]

tell me why i’m seeing black friday ads that are like 20%-40% off. do companies think that’s really the kind of discount people are looking for on black friday? 70%-90% off or i’m not even looking at your shit

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

OUGH NOOO THAT'S HELL!!!!!